What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters

What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters
by David Javerbaum

What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters
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Author: David Javerbaum
Illustrator: Mike Loew
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2009-10-13
ISBN: 0385526474
Number of pages: 224
Publisher: Spiegel & Grau

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Book Review: This is what great satire is about
Summary: 5 Stars

My wife is expecting so I was wandering the parenting section doing my husbandly duty when I ran across this book. Javerbaum nailed it (keep your minds out the gutter) and created this funny as all hell, smartly written and timely piece of satire. THIS is what great satire is about! And what's so great about this book is that it's so necessary -pregnancy is such a serious and heavy time (babyproofing the place, doctor visits, classes, checking and re-checking diet, making sure your taking the proper vitamins etc etc)with just a general sense of worry that you're bringing another life into the world and you're now responsible for it, that you need to take a break. You need to laugh. But whether you're expecting or not, if you love great satire this is for you. So go down to your local bookstore and flip through a couple pages. Just be prepared for the strange looks you'll get when you start laughing out loud!

Summary of What to Expect When You're Expected: A Fetus's Guide to the First Three Trimesters

This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as

? ?My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now??
? ?So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on??
? ?I?m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ?butterflies fluttering.? Am I doing something wrong??
? ?Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I?m trying to sleep?!??
? ?To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth??

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