The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons

The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons
by Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David

The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons
List Price: $18.99
Our Price: $4.61
You Save: $14.38 (76%)
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Buy Used: from $0.23 (click here)
Category: Book
See more book details and other editions


(Click here)
Buy this book at online book store in your country
Canada | UK | Germany | France

Book Summary Information

Author: Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 1998-04-30
ISBN: 0060953039
Number of pages: 544
Publisher: Harper Perennial

Summary of The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons

Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer.

We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld.

Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant."

It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.

Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.


George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.


Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me.
Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

Humor Books

Book Subjects
Most talked about in Humor Books
Snuff ImageSnuff
by Chuck Palahniuk
Anchor; Published: 2009-04-07; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.94
Price in other shops: $14.95
Don't Eat This Book ImageDon't Eat This Book
by Morgan Spurlock
Penguin Audio; Published: 2005-05-19; Audio CD; Book
Best price: $4.85
Price in other shops: $29.95
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell ImageI Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
by Tucker Max
Penguin; Published: 2006; Paperback; Book
The Saber-Tooth Curriculum ImageThe Saber-Tooth Curriculum
by J.Abner Peddiwell
Mcgraw-Hill; Published: 1959-06-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $10.00
Miss America ImageMiss America
by Howard Stern
It Books; Published: 2010-08-24; Paperback; Book
Best price: $3.71
Price in other shops: $16.99
101 Places Not to See Before You Die Image101 Places Not to See Before You Die
by Catherine Price
Harper Perennial; Published: 2010-06-22; Paperback; Book
Best price: $4.59
Price in other shops: $13.99
My Life and Hard Times (Perennial Classics) ImageMy Life and Hard Times (Perennial Classics)
by James Thurber
Harper Perennial Modern Classics; Published: 1999-10-06; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.62
Price in other shops: $11.99
Equal Rites: A Discworld Novel (Discworld Novels) ImageEqual Rites: A Discworld Novel (Discworld Novels)
by Terry Pratchett
Harper Perennial; Published: 2005-09-13; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.66
Price in other shops: $13.95
Mirth of a Nation: Audio Companion, Fellow Traveler and Friend for Life--Laff Tracks From America's Most Trusted Humor Anthology ImageMirth of a Nation: Audio Companion, Fellow Traveler and Friend for Life--Laff Tracks From America's Most Trusted Humor Anthology
by Michael J. Rosen
HarperAudio; Published: 2002-11-12; Audio CD; Book
Best price: $4.51
Price in other shops: $29.95
Red, White & Liberal ImageRed, White & Liberal
by Alan Colmes
HarperAudio; Published: 2003-10-28; Audio Cassette; Book
Best price: $0.01
Price in other shops: $25.95
Similar Books and other products
The West Wing Script Book ImageThe West Wing Script Book
by Aaron Sorkin
Newmarket Press; Published: 2002-06; Paperback; Book
Best price: $46.84
The Office: The Scripts Series 1 ImageThe Office: The Scripts Series 1
by Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant
BBC Books; Published: 2002-10-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $61.47
Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Book ImageCurb Your Enthusiasm: The Book
by Deirdre Dolan
Gotham; Published: 2006-10-19; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $28.70
The Frasier Scripts ImageThe Frasier Scripts
by David Angell, Peter Casey, David Lee, Christopher Lloyd, The Writing Staff of "Frasier"
Newmarket Press; Published: 1999-10-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $113.64
Extras - The Illustrated Scripts: Series One and Two: The Illustrated Scripts: Series 1 & 2 ImageExtras - The Illustrated Scripts: Series One and Two: The Illustrated Scripts: Series 1 & 2
by Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant
Little, Brown Book Group; Published: 2006-11-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $3.37
Price in other shops: $27.95
The Sopranos: Selected Scripts from Three Seasons ImageThe Sopranos: Selected Scripts from Three Seasons
by David Chase, Soprano Productions Inc., Home Box Office
Grand Central Publishing; Published: 2002-09; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.77
Price in other shops: $24.99
The TV Writer's Workbook: A Creative Approach To Television Scripts ImageThe TV Writer's Workbook: A Creative Approach To Television Scripts
by Ellen Sandler
Delta; Published: 2007-03-27; Paperback; Book
Best price: $9.40
Price in other shops: $16.00
Seinlanguage ImageSeinlanguage
by Jerry Seinfeld
Bantam; Published: 2008-09-02; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.30
Price in other shops: $15.00
Writing Television Sitcoms (revised) ImageWriting Television Sitcoms (revised)
by Evan S. Smith
Perigee Trade; Published: 2009-12-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $9.06
Price in other shops: $15.95
The Eight Characters of Comedy: Guide to Sitcom Acting And Writing ImageThe Eight Characters of Comedy: Guide to Sitcom Acting And Writing
by Scott Sedita
Atides Publishing; Published: 2005-11-30; Paperback; Book
Best price: $13.16
Price in other shops: $19.95
Book store. Illustrated catalog of books on different categories