The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks

The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks
by Karl Marks, Dan Indante

The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks
List Price: $14.95
Our Price: $6.37
You Save: $8.58 (57%)
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Buy Used: from $1.90 (click here)
Category: Book
See more book details and other editions


(Click here)
Buy this book at online book store in your country
Canada | UK | Germany | France

Book Summary Information

Author: Dan Indante, Karl Marks
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2003-05-01
ISBN: 0312310846
Number of pages: 288
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Product features:
  • ISBN13: 9780312310844
  • Condition: New
  • Notes: BRAND NEW FROM PUBLISHER! 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Tracking provided on most orders. Buy with Confidence! Millions of books sold!

Book Reviews of The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks

Book Review: Heavensent: a Handbook for Lawyers
Summary: 5 Stars

Not even excerpts can rightly describe how exciting it is for lawyers to have a handbook for identifying
the specific and peculiar aspects of rape, domestic villence, and discriminatory harassment that is provided in this major event (buy at all costs) handbook for how to sue a male and win. In fact, it should be on the shelves of every police station, hospital, psychiatrist and counselor as what to look for to identify the attitude (intent), behavior (conduct unbecoming), and harm (unspoken but known) that accompanies the indecent exposure and treatment of women. Leave it to a lawyer! Written by one, obviously misogynist, himself, along with another male misogynist, the "handbook" could not be more welcome to the female community to describe the degradation of what occurs in the arms of a misogynist, and how helpless society is to deal with these kinds of persons, who appear to multiply like rabbits, and who often remain like that for their entire lives (at least in spirit). For the animals among them, they could probably add a few paragraphs, and offer other opportunities that might have been missed, truly male dominant thrilling adventures - provided no one is held accountable for it. On the occasion that one is, society has an enormous investment in ignoring or in excusing such male behavior as, of all things, "horseplay." However, to women it is rarely horseplay, and leaves them far less inclined to trust males than they might have. Since the "indoctrination process" begins about the time females are pubescent, and rarely moves beyond this adolescent attitude, even in later life, it is also a lesson for females in how not to succumb to being considered or even kept by an animal. Truly a godsend to parents everywhere to help curtail the most irritating and insulting of male mistakes that keep them from being loved, or nurtured, it is also useful for churches charged with the guidance of males toward the inevitable outcome of marriage and family formation. Depending upon how one decides to look at the "manual," it can be an excellent handbook, or life's cruelest joke to men or women alike. What not to do is covered in explicit detail unless having a girl like you is what you had in mind. How to avoid jail time by a lawyer skilled and attuned to the ravages of discrimination and misogny, it is a definite plus, but doesn't possibly cover all of the conduct required to avoid that problem. For women, it is a virtual feast of a 10 course dinner in how to nail a guy for harassment, and/or make millions pay for the privilege of misogny. The book, itself, if not for being an "educational tool of choice," itself, would qualify for a class action suit by millions of females tired of being treated like dead meat by supposedly "well intentioned" males. Surprisingly, there has yet to be printed a female version, but perhaps that is in the offing, given the spectacular success of this handbook on male masculinity, and how to keep it from being appreciated - in all its locker room glory. Certainly, it shows the advantage of choice - for men as well as for women - where choice is always respected by society and accountability is the only outcome of making such choices, as far too many males have already discovered. Self protection for males, or a full appreciation of the extent of male discrimination, you be the judge! The judgements that arise from the skillful and artful description of advice from this useful handbook should be exciting to watch, on their own - a feast of cultural awareness and consequences unmatched anywhere on the planet. A superb job by two obviously despicable or clever human beings who should never have to work again, unless, of course, they get sued, and are forced to transfer their "winnings to the National Association of Battered Women" which is a distinct possibility under the circumstances. The organization may never have to seek funds again if court judgements have a possibility of being the outcome of such a clever little book for men and women everywhere. I wonder if they will put it on the shelf at the Playboy Mansion, or better still, hand it out to every guest as a momento of the power of sex to affect one's life, either positively or negatively.

Summary of The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks

Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole?s Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:

- How a five-dollar date can get you laid
- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
- Where you?ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning
- How to trick a woman into thinking you?re classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures
- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
- Why it?s possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor?s hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day
- And much more

The Complete A**hole?s Guide isn?t like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn?t cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that?s what you?re looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you?re sorry . . . EVER AGAIN!

We?ll take you from the day you?re born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man?s life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we?ll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.

If you?re not interested, that?s fine. We?re sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you?re about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy!

Humor Books

Book Subjects
Most talked about in Humor Books
Snuff ImageSnuff
by Chuck Palahniuk
Anchor; Published: 2009-04-07; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.94
Price in other shops: $14.95
Don't Eat This Book ImageDon't Eat This Book
by Morgan Spurlock
Penguin Audio; Published: 2005-05-19; Audio CD; Book
Best price: $4.95
Price in other shops: $29.95
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell ImageI Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
by Tucker Max
Penguin; Published: 2006; Paperback; Book
The Saber-Tooth Curriculum ImageThe Saber-Tooth Curriculum
by J.Abner Peddiwell
Mcgraw-Hill; Published: 1959-06-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $10.00
Miss America ImageMiss America
by Howard Stern
It Books; Published: 2010-08-24; Paperback; Book
Best price: $3.71
Price in other shops: $16.99
101 Places Not to See Before You Die Image101 Places Not to See Before You Die
by Catherine Price
Harper Perennial; Published: 2010-06-22; Paperback; Book
Best price: $4.59
Price in other shops: $13.99
My Life and Hard Times (Perennial Classics) ImageMy Life and Hard Times (Perennial Classics)
by James Thurber
Harper Perennial Modern Classics; Published: 1999-10-06; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.63
Price in other shops: $11.99
Equal Rites: A Discworld Novel (Discworld Novels) ImageEqual Rites: A Discworld Novel (Discworld Novels)
by Terry Pratchett
Harper Perennial; Published: 2005-09-13; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.73
Price in other shops: $13.95
Mirth of a Nation: Audio Companion, Fellow Traveler and Friend for Life--Laff Tracks From America's Most Trusted Humor Anthology ImageMirth of a Nation: Audio Companion, Fellow Traveler and Friend for Life--Laff Tracks From America's Most Trusted Humor Anthology
by Michael J. Rosen
HarperAudio; Published: 2002-11-12; Audio CD; Book
Best price: $4.51
Price in other shops: $29.95
Red, White & Liberal ImageRed, White & Liberal
by Alan Colmes
HarperAudio; Published: 2003-10-28; Audio Cassette; Book
Best price: $0.01
Price in other shops: $25.95
Similar Books and other products
The Alphabet of Manliness (Rev ImageThe Alphabet of Manliness (Rev
by Maddox
Citadel; Published: 2009-09-01; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $5.58
Price in other shops: $16.95
The Bro Code ImageThe Bro Code
by Barney Stinson
Touchstone; Published: 2008-10-14; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.37
Price in other shops: $13.00
I'm Having More Fun Than You ImageI'm Having More Fun Than You
by Aaron Karo
It Books; Published: 2009-09-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $5.60
Price in other shops: $13.99
Die Happy: 499 Things Every Guy's Gotta Do While He Still Can ImageDie Happy: 499 Things Every Guy's Gotta Do While He Still Can
by Tim Burke, Michael Burke
St. Martin's Griffin; Published: 2006-05-02; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.47
Price in other shops: $13.99
Men Are Better Than Women ImageMen Are Better Than Women
by Dick Masterson
Gallery Books; Published: 2008-04-08; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.98
Price in other shops: $14.95
Assholes Finish First ImageAssholes Finish First
by Tucker Max
Gallery; Published: 2010-09-28; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $9.94
Price in other shops: $25.99
Assholeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it ImageAssholeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it
by Steven B. Green, Dennis LaValle, Chris Illuminati
Adams Media; Published: 2010-01-18; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.95
Price in other shops: $12.95
The Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome. ImageThe Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome.
by Barney Stinson, Matt Kuhn
Touchstone; Published: 2010-10-05; Paperback; Book
Best price: $4.35
Price in other shops: $13.00
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell ImageI Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
by Tucker Max
Rebel Base Books; Published: 2009-09-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $8.95
Price in other shops: $16.95
Assholes Finish First ImageAssholes Finish First
by Tucker Max
Gallery Books; Published: 2011-10-18; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.61
Price in other shops: $16.00
Book store. Illustrated catalog of books on different categories