REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book
by Robert Hamburger
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Author: Robert HamburgerEdition: Paperback
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2004-07-01
ISBN: 080652569X
Number of pages: 192
Publisher: Citadel
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Book Review: Amazingly Esoteric and Biblical in nature.
Summary: 5 Stars
In Robert Hamburger's freshman novel - Real Ultimate Power: The official Ninja Book, Hamburger delves deeply into an alternate reality that is commonly hidden from the view of man kind.
Throughout our lives we are constantly preoccupied with what we deem to be important and proper so that we can live with meaning and happyness. What the psyche often forgets is how sweet ninjas are. Hamburger develops this novel (it is more like a study of mankind) carefully, and intricately weaves his words and thoughts in accordance to the highest forms of spiritual law and mental awareness. This precise attention to the details of the subconscience, the super ego, the fundamental lament of the hippo, and its quintesential parter the Ninja, is totally sweet in this book, and by totally sweet I mean like the 3rd level of conciousness augmented to a minor third by Charlie Parker in some old club where the one guy in the audience flips out hard and projectile vomits on his mom.
This book not only is somthing that we should read everyday, we should read this to babies in the womb as well as to the people who are so close to passing in nursing homes that they can only eat through a tube and breath heavily. Since this book teaches us all how we can truely live a full and spiritually perfect life while accomplishing what we need on the physical plane of life, I will not be surprised if this book will promt the starting of a large religious following.
Like books such as the Bible, the Koran, and The oddesy, this book is one that will truely change the history of mankind and the world. Its great power is difficult to comprehend in the very limited understanding of the miniscule human brain, but overhead and all through us the voices of the angels and spiritual beings can be heard praising through sacred murmers and rich warm tones the glory and power that this book truely is.
So let us not delay in beholding this book and the prophet, Robert Hamburger who has graced us with these words of infinite wisdom and love.
Not only will I personally read this book everyday in my life, I will read it to the world. I will read it to the starving in ethiopia so that they may have food, I will read it to the cocain addicts on the streets of L.A. so that they may throw off the clutches of evil addiction, I will read it to the rich man who hast been possesed and ravaged by the unholy notion of greed.
This book shall be read to all upon their arrival to heaven!
Summary of REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book
Dear Stupid Idiots,A lot of you have been saying that I don?t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that?s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don?t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you?re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.
No thank you,
Robert Hamburger
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