My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face

My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
by Michael Ian Black

My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
List Price: $23.95
Our Price: $4.19
You Save: $19.76 (83%)
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Buy Used: from $1.54 (click here)
Category: Book
See more book details and other editions


(Click here)
Buy this book at online book store in your country
Canada | UK | Germany | France

Book Summary Information

Author: Michael Ian Black
Edition: Hardcover
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2008-07-15
ISBN: 1416964053
Number of pages: 223
Publisher: Gallery Books

Summary of My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face

Get ready for the read of your life. Never before has a single book combined awesome vans, unicorns, Billy Joel, and erotic fiction in such a potent combination. A writing tour de force? Perhaps. A reading experience that will sear itself into your consciousness like a red-hot branding iron? Without question.

Comedian and basic cable superstar Michael Ian Black unleashes the full fury of his astonishing intellect in this collection of short comic essays. My Custom Van is a no-holds-barred assault to the funny bone that will literally beat you into submission with hilarity*.

How did he do it? How did he create such a fine anthology? Answer: With love. Michael opened his heart and used the magical power of love to write more than fifty thought-provoking essays like, "Why I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick Yellow," and "An Open Letter to the Hair Stylist Who Somehow Convinced Me to Get a Perm When I Was in Sixth Grade."

Maybe you think love is not a substitute for "good writing skills" and "spell check." Bull pucky! When it comes to writing books, love is the most powerful word processor of all.

Sounds pretty great, right? And yet...something is still holding you back from paying the full purchase price of this book. What is it? Perhaps you secretly believe you do not deserve a book this good. Nonsense -- you deserve this book and so much more. In fact, if Michael could have written you all the stars in the sky, that's what he would have done. But he couldn't do that, due to his lack of knowledge in the area of astronomy. So he wrote this book instead.

And this flap copy.

Enjoy.

* Michael Ian Black is not responsible for any actual injuries caused by reading this book.

Humor Books

Book Subjects
Most talked about in Humor Books
Snuff ImageSnuff
by Chuck Palahniuk
Anchor; Published: 2009-04-07; Paperback; Book
Best price: $5.99
Price in other shops: $14.95
Don't Eat This Book ImageDon't Eat This Book
by Morgan Spurlock
Penguin Audio; Published: 2005-05-19; Audio CD; Book
Best price: $4.59
Price in other shops: $29.95
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell ImageI Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
by Tucker Max
Penguin; Published: 2006; Paperback; Book
The Saber-Tooth Curriculum ImageThe Saber-Tooth Curriculum
by J.Abner Peddiwell
Mcgraw-Hill; Published: 1959-06-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $10.00
Miss America ImageMiss America
by Howard Stern
It Books; Published: 2010-08-24; Paperback; Book
Best price: $3.71
Price in other shops: $16.99
101 Places Not to See Before You Die Image101 Places Not to See Before You Die
by Catherine Price
Harper Perennial; Published: 2010-06-22; Paperback; Book
Best price: $4.49
Price in other shops: $13.99
My Life and Hard Times (Perennial Classics) ImageMy Life and Hard Times (Perennial Classics)
by James Thurber
Harper Perennial Modern Classics; Published: 1999-10-06; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.74
Price in other shops: $11.99
Equal Rites: A Discworld Novel (Discworld Novels) ImageEqual Rites: A Discworld Novel (Discworld Novels)
by Terry Pratchett
Harper Perennial; Published: 2005-09-13; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.22
Price in other shops: $13.95
Mirth of a Nation: Audio Companion, Fellow Traveler and Friend for Life--Laff Tracks From America's Most Trusted Humor Anthology ImageMirth of a Nation: Audio Companion, Fellow Traveler and Friend for Life--Laff Tracks From America's Most Trusted Humor Anthology
by Michael J. Rosen
HarperAudio; Published: 2002-11-12; Audio CD; Book
Best price: $4.51
Price in other shops: $29.95
Red, White & Liberal ImageRed, White & Liberal
by Alan Colmes
HarperAudio; Published: 2003-10-28; Audio Cassette; Book
Best price: $0.01
Price in other shops: $25.95
Similar Books and other products
You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts ImageYou Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts
by Cracked.com
Plume; Published: 2010-12-28; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.92
Price in other shops: $14.00
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland: A Book by Patton Oswalt ImageZombie Spaceship Wasteland: A Book by Patton Oswalt
by Patton Oswalt
Scribner; Published: 2011-01-04; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $11.16
Price in other shops: $24.00
This Is a Book ImageThis Is a Book
by Demetri Martin
Grand Central Publishing; Published: 2011-04-25; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $13.00
Price in other shops: $24.99
Very Famous ImageMichael Ian Black - Very Famous
Release date: 2011-08-09; Music CD
Best price: $8.26
Price in other shops: $12.98
The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life ImageThe Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
by Eugene Mirman
Harper Perennial; Published: 2009-02-10; Paperback; Book
Best price: $3.98
Price in other shops: $13.99
My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face ImageMy Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face
by Michael Ian Black
Gallery Books; Published: 2009-07-14; Paperback; Book
Best price: $4.49
Price in other shops: $15.99
I Drink for a Reason ImageI Drink for a Reason
by David Cross
Grand Central Publishing; Published: 2009-08-31; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $4.70
Price in other shops: $23.99
You're Not Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations ImageYou're Not Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations
by Michael Ian Black
Gallery Books; Published: 2012-02-28; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $13.56
Price in other shops: $23.99
Stella - Season One ImageStella - Season One
Paramount; Release date: 2006-09-12; DVD
Best price: $7.20
Price in other shops: $26.98
Mr. Funny Pants ImageMr. Funny Pants
by Michael Showalter
Grand Central Publishing; Published: 2011-02-22; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $4.74
Price in other shops: $24.99
Book store. Illustrated catalog of books on different categories