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Book Reviews of I Am America (And So Can You!)Book Review: Highly Recommended Summary: 5 Stars
This book is awesome. And no, this is not just A book, or SOME book, or A book that is just SOME book like all other books. This book is just different than all the other books because it shows you a totally different reality than you're used to see.
After reading the first chapter you're world will be up-side-down already as it will tell you the truth behind the reality as the writer describes it. And everything he says is sustained by arguments and that makes everything true and trustworthy. This book gives you an insight, in the world lived by Stephen Colbert, written by the insider: Stephen Colbert.
This book is essential for all of those who want to become the real American and who is better in teaching you that than our teacher Stephen Colbert?
The only thing is I didn't receive a Ribbon with it :(
This means I should call the police right now.
Book Review: If you don't like bears, read this book Summary: 5 Stars
If you like sarcasm, read this book.
If you like people who can't read too good, read this book.
If you like words that should be words, but aren't, read this book.
If you like monkeys, read this book.
If you like to laugh, read this book.
If you like to laugh at people who don't laugh too much, read this book.
If you like donate to wealthy comedians, buy this book.
If you like Jon Stewart, read this book.
If you don't like any of the politics out there now--especially Bush, read this book.
If you like the Onion, read this book.
If you take yourself too seriously, DON'T read this book.
But, really, read this book.
Yours Truly,
Fin Harrison, the author of Why Baby Boomers Suck!: (No Offense Mom)
Book Review: LIFE CHANGING Summary: 5 Stars
I had been feeling pretty depressed and was consumed in loneliness over the last few months. I had even considered going to a psychologist. On a whim that could only be described as fate, I happened to pickup a copy of I Am America in a bookstore and glance at the first page. I was hooked just like that. Nine hours later I was told to leave because they were closing. In that time, which stood absolutely still, Stephen parted the heavenly veil of universal knowledge with his pure patriotism and washboard abs. He took me on a journey into the heart and soul of life. He drove out the demons, the bears. No more depression and loneliness. No more wasting this precious time we have. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest, and like I can finally see for the first time. I finally feel happy. Thank you Stephen. Thank you for changing my life.
Book Review: I regret that I have but 5 stars to give for this book. Summary: 5 Stars
What can be said about this book that Stephen himself hasn't said already? This is the new "Good Book". That may be a controversial statement, but I'm sure we can all agree that it's better than the old one.. at least in parts. My only disappointment is that the sticker pages don't have enough stickers. I used all of mine on the first page! I need a whole book full of them. I want to put them on people when they say things I want to remember. For example, today my friend "Clyde" said to me "What's up with all the Mexicans?" I wanted to put a "Hell yeah!" sticker on his forehead to remind me, but I used it on the title page already. Shame. Maybe Mr. Colbert can publish a sequel consisting of only these stickers. With the crazy world we live in, there can never be too many reminders of the "truthiness" which is so rare.
Book Review: Don't like the FACTS, LIBS? Turn the channel! Summary: 5 Stars
Ha! Stephen tells it like it is in this great first novel, a proud addition to my bookcase between Hannity and Savage.
And yet... why are so many Libturds defending this man and giving him good reviews? *shakes head* Libs, libs libs. You are clearly missing some chromosomes. You're so confused, you would lose your head if it wasn't screwed on straight. Go back to forming human protest chains around some ghetto housing project so no 'evil cops and speculative white landowners' can go in and clear the blight while the blacks pick you pocket and rape your wives while you're not looking. Or should I say 'significant other?' Hmpf. glad Colbert is here to set you screwheads straight.
Next thing you know Libs will be telling us they were for the war before they were against the war and are now for it again!
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