Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
by Jim Norton

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
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Author: Jim Norton
Foreword: Colin Quinn
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Original Language); English (Unknown); English (Published)
Published: 2008-06-10
ISBN: 1416961054
Number of pages: 288
Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment

Book Reviews of Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

Book Review: Dissappointing read
Summary: 2 Stars

I am a big fan of Jim Norton, have all his albums and his DVDs and I love the guy, when he does standup. But his humor does not translate to books. This book is unfunny, he cannot get ready for punchline for a reader the way he does with a microphone. For the most part it is merely boring, and there are some, but very few, grins. No chickles, no laughs. Better invorst your money in Jim's early albums like "Yellow Discipline".

Summary of Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

Jim Norton is a pervert

in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.

Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.

Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.

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