Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever
by Ian Spector
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Book Summary Information
Author: Ian SpectorIllustrator: Angelo Vildasol
Illustrator: John Petersen
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Original Language); English (Unknown); English (Published)
Published: 2008-11-25
ISBN: 1592404650
Number of pages: 176
Publisher: Gotham
Product features:
- ISBN13: 9781592404650
- Condition: NEW
- Notes: Brand New from Publisher. No Remainder Mark.
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Book Reviews of Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever
Book Review: Takes the Chuck Norris Phenomenon to a new low
Summary: 1 Stars
I purchased this book for my oldest son, and before wrapping it for him, I read through some of the book. I gave it to him, but could not in good conscience allow him to keep it. Every single page has at least one "fact" that is completely inappropriate, and sacrifices humor for the sake of low-brow, dirty attempts at comedy. Instead of being creative and funny, as many of the Norris/Mr. T facts have been, this book takes every chance to mention masturbation, sex, male genitalia, more sex, and the list goes on. In discussion with my wife, we thought about simply marking out particular portions that the boy shouldn't see, but determined that there was just too much to be expurgated. I realize some people enjoy that type of humor, but there was nothing in the product description at all that stated there was offensive or adult material in this book, and that disappoints me as well. Eight of the worst dollars I've ever spent, and it currently sits in my garbage can.
Summary of Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever
In November 2007, Gotham Books unleashed The Truth about Chuck Norris upon the world and changed publishing forever. Containing 400 farcical facts about pop culture icon Chuck Norris, the book burned through thirteen printings, roundhouse kicked the New York Times bestseller list, and left readers delighted (and a little bit terrified)....Now Ian Spector has returned to his voluminous vault to bring readers 200 new Chuck Norris facts alongside 200 facts about his longtime antagonist Mr. T, in a battle that pits foot against fist, beard against mohawk, and Delta Force against A-Team. Included in this fearsome tome are such startling observations as:
. There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
. King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won.
. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
. The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder.
. Chuck Norris is a man's man's man.
. Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse.
A hilarious tribute to two of the greatest humans who have ever lived, Chuck Norris vs Mr. T is the one book that can finally reveal what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
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