Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents
by Jim Mullen

Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents
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Author: Jim Mullen
Illustrator: Barry Blitt
Edition: Hardcover
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2002-05-03
ISBN: 0743224450
Number of pages: 80
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
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  • ISBN13: 9780743224451
  • Condition: New
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Book Reviews of Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

Book Review: This book is for the young, old, and humorous at heart!
Summary: 5 Stars

I have read some of the reviews of this book and I was disappointed at the number of people who were not enjoying this book. My sister-in-law received this book from a friend, so I went out and bought it for my friend. I feel modern parents, or the younger parents will enjoy this book more. I wrote a little insert on my friend's front cover saying, "I hope you never have to use this book. I thought it was cute and I wanted you to know I was excited about the birth of the baby." It's true. I hope no one has to actually write down half of the things in this book. It's a nice conversation starter. It's great reading material. The authors made this book one of a kind. More and more people are looking for books and shower gifts that make a statement. This will do it!

5 stars for orginality.
5 stars for funny.
5 stars for thank god I don't have to use this on my children!

Summary of Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THINK CHILDREN ARE THE CUTEST,

CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES

IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.

PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT

PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW

ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS

DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.

BABY'S FIRST TATTOO IS FOR THEM.

For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.

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