Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
by Chelsea Handler

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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Author: Chelsea Handler
Edition: Kindle Edition
Audio: English (Published)
Format: Kindle eBook
Published: 2008-04-22
ISBN: N/A
Number of pages: 275
Publisher: Gallery Books

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Book Review: I didn't know reading could be so good....
Summary: 5 Stars

I'm 32 years old, on my second marriage, have 3 children of mine ranging from 3 to 12 and 2 step children, 11 and 13. I have never been a "reader" and up until recently read only when I had to, such as a school assignment, but never found pleasure in it. I recently had a long flight from Las Vegas to Florida and while waiting in the airport saw this book. I have always been a fan of Chelsea, I find her freaking hillarious. So I picked it up. I couldn't put it down. I loved it so much and it made me laugh out loud. I found myself reading in bed at night and turning to my husband to say..."hunny, listen to this..." then would read him parts from the book. Sorry to say he didn't find it as funny as I did, but that didn't stop me from doing it all the time. I couldn't help it, I wanted to share what I thought was so funny. Well that was about 4 months ago and since then not only have I finished that book and her other book, I have finished two others and am almost done with the next. She actually turned me into a "READER"...who would've thought!

Summary of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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